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IUI 15 ntilulub- -- --i*i r J a4!t. - ruO Inquiring Reporter ........ Jane Orr Reporte"s Alice Altschul Ethel Andersonî John Barden Emma Bickhani Sylvia Boynton Jack Hicks Bud Howar.d-. Jack Kingery Will1ard Ku§ Ruth McConnaughey George Ogan Mazie Moua'- Jerome Strauss Jane Yost Igditor's Note: WIth the beginning of the' new semlesteŽr the New Trier NiNws, FL4As HES publishests .fourth Issue. New features bave~ been added and thpe stàff bas been -enlarged.to meet.the growing demnand and Interest. Rernember thit the Naws FLAsHi s your paper and It is Up. to. you, to give It your moral and literary jsupport. The s taffo! this issue vrotedto admit Jane ~ and Jean' Llfldstrom te the Hall.of ramè this week., Both girls are seniors and have done much for New Trier. Thus.,we. take great pleasure lin giving them this slightrecognitin,.. "Life is a sheet "Of. paper: white, on which each one. of. us may. write." Hlow often tbis, ittle . adage bas* been heard by the, students of one of the best loved members of the faculty. There will be some people who f eel yvery satisfied with their previous * ".score" for the semester, and then -again there may be a few who regret that they didn't concentrate rather more on the weak French, Latin, or Math., etc.. Wc have heard quite a few roosters crowing arounid, but we nust admit they -are feeble, as mod- est people shotild be, etc. "Opportuhiity opens its doors, but onice." they say, but, ,jortunately, even thoughi that.remark sounds trite, * h is not always truc. And 'here we have another chance to make amn- ends to a* poor- record,' or imnprove an alreadSr excellent one. What a relief to have another chance!1, It is so xnuch nicer to take up the report card to be markedý etc, and be bl *to returni to onc's seat smiling that oncehundred per cent Pepsodent smil ofpleasure, tha t return swearing metaphorically at yourself and over the "rough justice" given to yO.. TÉle last is ail past history now, so we ha better look forward' and New Trier's Senior swimmers Iost to Evanston by the score of 27-32. Joyce, Ostrum, Barden. and Morris heraldeci Joyce's return to the ranks by winning' the Senior relay in 1:57. Evanston came. back, howev.er, and won, the medley relaSr,'later, swim- n'ung Spry, Franice, Gage, and 'Van 1 Goten. Ernie Enchelmayer maintained his usual trend and. Woti the Senior div- ing. -Holland of Evansto n was sec- ond, and BorroWmaný of. Evanstont, third. New Trier's Juniors'also woni their relay. The swim mers. were ýPaulson, Adams, Seiler, and, Henning: Carl ýEnchelmayer won the. Junior dives just ýas -his brother did. the Senior. Griggs of Evanston i was 'second 'and [Lcach of'New Trier was third. Evanston's tank is five yards.long- er than New Trier's so the 40-yard swim. was c hanged to 50.. and other kIndredý changes.. New Trier took 5 first, 3 sec inK anfill tird in the Tunior section.. TOM AND NAN A dvice f0 the Lovelorn Ail those having problemns confront- ing themi that they cannot solve, niay at any trne write for help to this columni. I f the answer is not in the imniediate issue, it wilI appear in the following 'one.' All questions wiIl be honored; Dear Toin: 110w can I possibly get X to like me again? You sec I wasn't very. cordial to him after he had gone tbrough aIl sorts of t rouble t'O cornce to sec me one night. "Em" Oýtional.' Dear «"Em" You might say that 'the absence of his presence bas been noticeable to your parents, and you' can offer nio explanation to themn; could he su,-, gest a* remnedy? Tomn. A. Wi mne-ih- )erty or give TRUE TG FORM *Liz: "So Ilarriet's new f ellow-is a Scotchmanl Wondler how he, treats li?"' Bill: "Very seldom, 1 bel ieve." * SÀY:IT WITH SCISSORkS Barber: "Is there any particular way you would like your hair eut? Frosh: "Yteah, off." EASY MONEY Allen:,. "You ý know, in my dad's business bis time is worth $100 per minute." - Alan : "So, when yo:u want a coup le of thousands you just set back the dlock twenty minutes, eh?" BROTHERS Farmer: "Howdy,ý Zeke. Say, what do you know-I've got a freak over to. my place 1 A two-legged- calf." Zeke:- "Yeah, I know it. He came over last night to call on my daugh- ter." Begin Work on Comie Opera byý Sohool Groups The New Trier Music and dra- matic departments are' working on one of the well known Gilbert and Sullivan comic operas, "The Pirates of Penzanice." It is to hé presented at the school March 20 and 21.'1 ."The Pirates of Penzance" is one of the most colorful pieces' of its type; in. the characters Gilbert bas mnade a new race of people. They are spirited and chatIiing, but 'a- ways have, in' reserveç, a littJe, of1 that stolid. English impflierturbaàbility and caàlrness.- Tri -Ship Invites You to That Dance downed their Senior rivais to the tunle of 62-15, scoring siams in three events - the 50-yard dash, the '50-yard low hurdles, and the shot' put. The ~N. T. juniors won by the score of 37 I/-2', taking ail three places in one ýevent-the 50-ýyard. low huries- as, well as -vinning first place in four of their five events. .George , Quinlan was senior high point man, scoring,11,4 points. George took fiiest pl ace -in the 50-yard and 440yard dashes, as. well'as running on :the winning relay team. Close on the heels of Quinlan came Henry Bender with 9%/' points. roirst in the 50-yard low hurdles and, second in the 50-yard- dash, besides:runing onù the winning relay team were Henry' accompiishments. Captain George Boylston captured first in bis event, the haîf-mile run; Stan Schumann' won the shot put. and Coke Finlayson won. the high j amp., Tbis. completes the list of firat place winners, speaking of the home school. For Fenger, Etscheid won an ex- tremely close decision from AI Fuller and Chick Kremer in the 50-yard bigh hurdles. The only other first place macle by the boys f rom Fenger was gained by ýPizatto' in the mile run event. The N. T. relay team, conslsting of John Kirby, Bill Sundiof,' Henry Bender and George Quinlan, won In the fast time of i1:15. Alex NeNiton took the honors of high point mnan In the Junior division with io f1)innts. T4lewonnthe 50-yard dash, ina ýeatest e inthe shof put.: Weinetock, -Norftlereg. Newtbn, snd G-renning jotoved to be the winning reas>' team. Their timne wasi :19-good time for a Junior team. The summarlea follow: Rester 50-yard dash-Qèulnlan ;(N. T.) lst;ý Bep-* der (N.T.) -end;-,ICi'r(N.T.), 3rd. 50-yard low hurdles--Bender (e~. T.),lot; Bell (N. T.) 2nd; Sundlof (N. T.) 3rd. --Quinlan - (N.T.) 2nd;, Grosse (<F.) lst. 3rd. dent., . The -attitudle ofthe tne StUCI body towards this practice is ail Brown Eyes': wrong. They regard the person who Stop her in the hall' and ask does this as some one to bc idinired. ber new classes. 7Tell her you mi If they'woiuId and realize how- easy presence. Undoubtedly she. wlhl it is to register ini the library for an a remark that wîll give yôu ai extra peripd, -mudch casier 'in' fact, of rating with ber. Keep up thc than to smuggle a. book ouit of the work, and bc prsistent. -4ý posed. that in reading the Play Of Relay-Wofl by New -Trier (Weinstook Bernardl Shaw, "Androcles -and the Nordberg, Newton, Grenning). Time- c about Lion," one rather lean person should'1. isa ber lie Andro.cles ard another pleasantly Imake plump young lady should play the such' a meeting-refreshmnefts-were n ideaý part of the wif e. Thus, a good laugh partaken of, and, there being nothing Le good'lwas had by ahl. lof further inter-est, the meeting a .d- gan., Final ly, the main attractions Of j journed.