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lcation muet rsaeh the editor by Wedneday Iloon to sre.Btteewr lyo epe i tInsure ppeaTSicO lnpirrnt issue. sre.Btteewr lnyo epe i Resoluttons of~ condoience. carde of thaaUcs, obitu- happy and before evening pretty well tired &ris. notices of entertainments or other affaira where ot V oki i h's~t n ons an admittance charge la published. wiU be cjarged at ou.W Qkl i hesgt n ons regular advertlstng rates. \We istened with primitive interest to a dem- onstrator of a..device for exercisig,.a young, f ellow with niuch muscle and more hair.., He Grade Séparation will save hf e prornised to break. a,.chain, but. he postponed the marvelous dleed so long that we yawned jLet'a havetimmediate action! am e t Xe bought for 20:cents a r in g made ______________________________ of, tiny colored beads. The ringmaiker was a Water's a great thing. If you're thirsty slent, sorrowf ul 1 individual. Poor f ellow! it will satisfy you. If-,you're somewhat soiled esbuarig Wed. it will nmake v'ou presentable in polite society. We ad our tintypes taken standing on 'the Iyu'etired f livig ive curb. Good pictures, too,.. XVe. partook gen- The Water into .any normal body -of erously of big black cherries donated by a local Cuewater and your appetite for grocer. Ve visited the -local aquiarium f rom, cfeuireretoe. V whicha f ew days ago a hungry tramp had have heard of individuals bent on drowning soe w rtrerc as rsmbyt thenseveswhse ntetios haned ue o- be eaten raw. It's a hard life! Soon.after mnent they'struck the water. 'The water cur&e-ynw undorglatsedsha oe is Of ail ý cures the ýcheapest, coh-monest, and ward,, Ieaving behind us a town'f uli of weary- Most' effective. 1If an apple a day wit1 keep but happy people. the doctor awayý, why, drink a haîf-gallon of water a day and you'I keep, a whole army o There is no substitute f or gôod f ood. Look doctors away. whereyou wili, yotù can't find any such thing On te noth horewe hve n exeptina 'as a -substitute for good f ood. It's just like .chance 'to try out the wa(ter cure. 'Lake Michi- Sbttt o trying to find a'substitute ga 'rvdes§ an abundance of aqua - pura for u .tuefo f or a good car. You buy ail purpoýses. Are. you ,thirsty?ý Draw a Good Food wa em ieago beaker full of clear; cool, non-intoxicating substitute.. The down liquid health. Hands a bit grirny after clean- paymient is delightfully small. But the car ing up the basement or the car ? Equal parts develops trouble with surprising speed. The of water, soap, and elbow g'as Il make bootleg tires live but a f ew weeks. The fan- jyou fit to shake baqds with the daintiest hiero belt breaks and leaves you helpless ten, miles that ever used a fine Iawn handkerchief. f rom town. en otk h lc Is the . af ternoon sultry and stifling?. Get Don't look f or s nthigtWa h lc into your bathing togs,. walk or ride to theQ good f ood. Sawdust will not satisf y or beach, and in that fine old lake you'll find the. sustain you as good breakfast f ood can and. refreshment you've been okn or. Stay de.Porvcoedfodnay ,be cheaer around until the . coolniess. has soaked, clear but it ecannot be a substitute f or well-cooked into your bones. Then with f amily or f riends f od. Eàt in restarnswhere 'you know enjoy naptzn beach se. they. serve good',f ood. Good f ood goes far Think of Oklahoma in the 90's. 'Water towards making good citizetis, and in this doled out by the barrel and the number of great country of ours there's nothing as good barrelfuis strictly limited. Think of the des- as a .good citizen. ert or any dry place where water is worth more than its weight in gold and then be gîad We think that it would be a very .good thing you're' living on the northi shore where water if the age of. each individual were measured is both pure and plentiful. fnot ini years but' ini mental ability.. What a expo)stuli )r for Uthat Matt ýrough the rnediui ottes lls trious columns. Pat .(and we hasten to explain the titie as an abbreviation of Patricia) numbers herseif amiong those downtrodden individualg wbo must be heard, and prefer to be "heard" iii bold type. '*Td liketo contribute.the first letter to a 'Voiceý of the People' column right in the middle of your editorial' page," says, Pat, "having béeen on tbe warpath again. over the.. (deleted) rules of. the -imette beàch. Don't know whether or flot you are ini favor of the rules, but they su re, burn me up. Heçaven knows I dotn't want the great un- washed from Chicago's slums any More than, the rest of W ilrnette,.but I do think Wilmette people should, have some. liberties. ýas for mistinct, a bathl towel on their shouldeiýs to. keep, off the sunburn.. Just give us a çhiance to 'teil the world.' Think it over!9 Need.less.to sav, the M. E. (if such there be) has been "*tlinkiing it. over," with the result that lihe alniost inmediately arrivéd at -the conclusion that Pat is'pretty mucli right and certainly entitled to "tell the world" through the columiîs of our zeitung. Pat is therefore iinvited toe start rtghit ini expostu- lating and ive hope she W~on't ,e~ alone. So, fire away. and keep the griddle at white heiat,! We'll find a place for the. stuif . . . and. HOW! Anthiony F. Gallante, long silice referred to in this pillar of persiflage as plain Tonly Gallant, has prvdthat there nîost assuredly is soniething in a nJaine. He hias eveîî gone a step farther and played the role of Lochinvar. The gailant one pulled a fast one on bis fellow minnions of the. law iii Glencoe.last wèek by annexing a bride quite' secretly and hastening away on vacation before the departmnent had an opportunity to toss a single oldf shoe. but Tony hadn't reckoned with the Highland Park police. Speeding northward, through that city totaIly oblivious to ail but* bis new prize and a belated nuptial breakfast, lie abruptly fouîîd himself hailed by a prospective escort wvho-demandedà the.usual reply to the pre- scribed question: concerning- the location of thîe ire. j It Was then that' Tony. played the. true gallant, offering to sacrifice himself entirely, if, only thé' constabulary would leave unliarmed the newly ac- quired signora. To this the stern apostle of the statutes agreed upon condition that he (the à. of s.) be invited to the feast. * about this really charming you ng lady. We saw her ast Friday, and' decided that M r. .Von Hofsten had cast his vote with discrimination. You will remember that she 'was taken by plane to.New York .ard Washington, having arrived at which latter city she presented *Have you ever taken part in a Village Day, such as occurs in August every~ year? iEvery- body, even the chairmen of committees, has lots of f un. Even mothers of large f amilies have been known to have a grand time at a, Village Day celebration. Ail sorts of games. Ahl sorts of -contésts. And a grand parade! better j1v country." "You can't appreciate it. You neyer ok yourself." ýo, and I neyer laid an egg, but I'ni a e of an omelette than any hen in the How lopg, oh,--Iîow long nmus t we endure thé tree sitters? -Mique.,