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ii;fif ;*p?Ef i^fp?pp^mW"^WWW^^i^w^^'l THE LAKE SHORE NEWS, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1923 FOR RENTâ€"'OARAGES ___ InrNT^GARAGE, CONVENIENT- T 1,,,-ited at Lake ave. and 15th st. !L, Wil. 2427. . L13-3tc ^^SAUEâ€"MISCELLAN EOUS SALEâ€"ROYAL AUTOMATIC GAS heater, also 2 lavatories. Tel. Win. LTG14-ltc ,OR "saLE-tV I O LI N, tone, bow and case if Winn. 178. _ vm~ SALEâ€"REFRIGERATOR, « r'inacity, suitable for restaurant or llt worth $200. will sell for BEAUTIFUL desired. Tel. LTG14-ltc 400-LB. delicatessen Tel. Wil. 1972 LTG14-ltc $5iL L< HAVE A LITTER OF VERY_ FINELY 0 F INTEREST NLYTO UR ADVERTISERS Editor's Note.â€"Each week this of those who advertise in the columns of this newsjMner^^IL^wUL-be- thx^-en^ space is to be devoled^tiLJJie-interest Sed[Airedale pups for sale. Descended i deavor of the editor to vrovide inter from several champions: Soudan Swiv- el pr Abdey King Nobbier. Briar's Mas- tor Diece and others. Prices, Male $50; vvmale $20. Richard K. Williams. Tel. Glencoe 147.______________ LTG13-2tC THE NORTH SUBURBAN ELECTRIC SHOP Announces the opening of a service shop with a complete line of elec- trical and bicycle supplies and ex- pert repairing at reasonable prices. Linden Avenue. Wilmette, III. 415 Tel. Wil. 1346. L14-1tc jUSfelAN TECHNIQUE FA"NCY DANC, int? Class and private instructions. s/ 00 a. term. TuleptroTre~WlImette° I234T ____ ___ L13-ltc fqr SALE-HOMEMADE JELLIES, fruits and vegetables. Phone Wil. 205. L14-ltc WANTED TO BUYâ€"MISCELLANEOUS, WANTED TO BUYâ€"SECOND-HAND furniture and other household goods. Highest price paid for same, Crost Vurniture St6re/ 1004-$ Emerson st., Evanston, 111. Phone 189. LTG14-tfc piano repairs_______ ^ectalIst i5st carI and atten- tion of the highest grade pianos. Years of experience with an unquestionable reputation. Chas. H. Spencer, 1002 Lake st.. Evanston. Ph. Ev. 3618. LTG12-4tc PIANOS TUNED EXPERT PIANO TUNING, REPAIRING. L. W. Foster, piano maker. Call your home tuner. Tel. Win. 569-J. LTG49-tfe â- -------- feTfiRAGE service------------- STORAGE MOVINGâ€"PACKINGâ€"SHIPPING HOUSEHOLD GOODS CHAIRS AND TABLES FOR RENT Iredale Fireproof Warehouse Phone Evanston 955 Wilmette 1332 Winnetka 1332 LTGlO-tfc Baok^Reviews By John Philiplihrris "We are six men going to ask one man what he means." "It is a bit queerer than that, I think it is six men going to ask one man what they mean." This, which is a quotation from THE MAN WHO WAS THURSDAY, Gil- bert K. Chesterton's masterpiece, ex- presses exactly the feeling among that paltry percentage of the world's popu- lace who read the books of the mod- ern Falstaff. After you have read ob- scurity after obscurity piled into ice- bergs of phrases and glaciers of para- graphs, you cease wondering what the author means and tremble for your own intejligenoe. ___ __ ......._ ._ . It is rare when the reader can pin Chesterton down to a fact. A smoke screen of worlds constantly decreases the visibility of his meaning, his simi- lies and liis ^wering pai^aflSte^^h^ chapters consisting simply of symbol- ism legible only to himself, all these surely must have some meaning but. to the reader they are less than unin- tellgible. In THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH Mr. Chesterton creates a be* ing around about a super-detective. Father Brown and Sunday were inno- cent children compared to the omnip- otent, omniscient Home Fisher. Fish- er does not deduct, he does not rea- son, he knows. His mission in life i^_to^bolster„up-the English aristoe- racy to protect tMm from the penal- ties that would accrue to lesser men for their murders, assaults, and lar- cenies. *_ Mr. Chesterton carefully shows us the seamy side of high politics and then scans each "seam for what animal life the trench warfare of ballots may have left. However, instead of the usual vermin that politics breed, Gil- bert finds strange wingless butterflies. He would have us believe that a Prime Minister commits glorious murders •whereas we know that the greatest crime such a man is capable of is re- ceiving or giving an indifferent bribe. But-X3heatertonis Misttoetly & romaiF ticist. He collects epigrams as some men collect pearls and when he has a string he has a story- To him the most tasty food is a page of Oscar Wilde sandwiched between two slices of the Holy Writ. After he has written "He seemed to b<* standing on his head merely to prove that he was ~fiard headed." he feels good for r est ing facts about local business men and interests, personal notes, as well as brief details of what the business people tare doing. Watch for your name or the name of your' business neighbors in this column. And don't forget to "tab" some of the helpful hints on advertising. raette's future champ wrestler. The boy was a seven-pounder and a birth- day gift to his daddy. Milton E. Barker, who recently went to California, where Mrs. Bar- ker and little Bobby are spending the winter, is reported to have contract- ed, pneumonia. Mr. Barker is the head of M. K. Barker and company, north shore realtors, with offices in Wilmette. no longer necessary or required for the use of the Village. " i The said property will be sold to the highest and best bidder; provided, how- ever, that the Board of Trustees reserves the right to reject any and all bids re-, ceived . therefor. .,, :* ;v -':^-,q& Village of Gross Polnfc^ _; By EDWARD ZEUTSCHEL, President. Lll-lOto 111 The Van Arsdale Shoppe in the new Schallman building at Linden avenue and Fourth street has joined The Lake Shore" News family of ad- vertisers. A contract„was signed this week. "The Van Arsdale Shoppe," says Ad Chaser Grant, "will carry a complete line of dry goods and kindred furn- ishings. The Shoppe will make a specialty of quick orders for every- thing you may want and can't^get right-off-the-bat in the village." Ben Ginsberg, part owner of the Linden De Luxe garage on Linden ave- jmet are-^who executes a wicked "toe- hold" in the spare hours away from business responsibilities, announces the arrival oft January 29, of Wil- and I consider his books well worth keeping and rereading. It is all trick stuff but, it is mostly magic and en- tirely irrational. He has a style to make one forget the world and he has all imagination that bursts like a bubble when it hits the sunheat of facts. You may feel that I have an animus against Mr. Chesterton and I plead guilty. The natural animus of any protestant who sees a man's God turn into Moloch and devour his brains. Besides no writer of our day, with the possible exception of Owen Wister has more prejudices and is such a bigoted blighter as Gilbert. He would be denied admission into the Klan not because he is a Catholic but because his prejudices would -bek too Catholic for even the dark Empire. It is sad to see such a Niagara of talent turned aside to drive the nar- row turbines of bigotry. Priest and magician, prophet and playboy, or let us say, Hamlet turned crusader and altogether mad. JOHN PHILIP MORRIS. VILLAGE OP GROSS POINT NEW TRIER TOWNSHIP ' COOK COUNTY ILLINOIS ORDINANCE NO. 181 AN ORDINANCE BY THE PRESIDENT AND BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF THE VILLAGE OP GROSS POINT, PROVIDING FOR THE SALE OF CERTAIN REAL ESTATE DE- SCRIBED AS FOLLOWS: Lots Ave (5) and six (6) In Block seven (7) of Seger's Subdivision of the North- east quarter of the Northwest quarter, ex- cept the East two (2) acres of the North one hundred fifteen (115) feet thereof, in Section thirty-three (33), Township forty- two (42) North, Range 13 East of the Third Principal Meridian, in Cook Coun- _ ty, nUnola^loselhfiiL_with all the_huild^ _g ings and improvements thereon. = BE IT ORDAINED, By the President and Board of Trustees of the Village of Gross Point, in the County of Cookrand State of Illinois:____â- â-  SECTION 1 That the following described "Teai~es- tate, to-wit: Lots five (5) and six (6) In Block seven (7) of Soger's Subdivision of the Northeast quarter of the Northwest quarter, except the East two (2) acres of the North one hundred fifteen CUB) feet thereof, in Section thirty-three (33), Township forty-two (42) North, Range 13 East of the Third Principal Meridian, in Cook County, Illinois, together with all the buildings and improvements there- on, being the property on which the Village Hall is located, which said build- ing was used by the Village in the con- duct of its business, is no longer neces- sary, appropriate or required for the use of said Village or profitable to or its longer retention for the best Interests ofâ€"the" Villager------------------~ SECTION 2. That proposals to sell the said property, or any Interest which the Village may have thereto shall be published for a period of not less than Sixty (60) days in the Lake Shore News and that said property be sold to the highest and best bidder; provided, however, the Board of Trustees- raay by maiorlty^ vote reject any and all bids received therefor. --------------SECTION 3. That in the event said Property is sold a^herehV provided, the-PresWent of the Board of Trustees and the Clerk of the said Boartt are hereby authorized and directed to convey said property to such party or parties whose bids Jhave J>aen accepted, by a proper deed or deeds of conveyance, stating therein the price therefor, with the seal of the corporation. SECTIONS Mr. Hardman, of Hill and Stone, realtors, left Tuesday of this week on a three months' trip through the south and Cuba. That, of couse, weansâ€"Ha^raiiaT^said to be a particu- larly attractive community. Carl Sterner, decorator, this week completed the task of renovating the interior of the Lloyd Hollister, Inc., offices Carl gave us one of his cus- tomary excellent jobs and the edi- torial sanctum sanctoruni is again a most agreeable place in whfch to ply the newsman's arduous tasks. , Eddie Louis and Al Rodenpish are established in the automobile repair business at 1209 Washington avenue at the rear of the Wlmette State Bank building. Louis is a specialist on Ford cars and has the reputation of being a "real Ford repairman." He was formerly employed in Wilmette as jina^omobile mechanic and left THe"vTTTage to enter the navy in the big war. Since the war he has been working in Winnetka. Everything in the line of meats, poultry, game and seafoods is avail- able at the new White Cash Market, Albert P. Kruse, proprietor, just opened at 1189 Wilmette avenue, in the new Rockhold building. Inspection of the new market is solicited by Mr. Kruse. Victor Carlson, builder and owner of the Library Plaza hotel, Evanston, and of the Orrington hotel, Evanston, now under construction, this week signed a contract for extended adver- tising in The Lake Shore News and ^>thor publications of Lloyd Hollister, PROVE VALUE OF TELEPHONE SERVICE TO THE FARMER Novel Tests Demonstrate Large Saving Both in Time Moneyâ€"What It Would Have Meant Without the Telephone__ Inc^ The Skokie Motor company of Win- netka this week signed up with "Duke t. d. a. a," for continuous advertis- ing in The Lake Shore News and other publications of Lloyd Hollister, Inc. - Some of the rural subscribers to the Golden Valley Telephone Com- pany of Beach, North Dakota, hav- ing protested that their telephone service was not worth what they were paying for it, the president and general manager of the com- pany_made up his mind to show them by actual demonstration that the telephone service was saving every one of them many times its cost in time and travel, to say nothing of its social value and its protection in emergencies. He did this convincingly by an investiga- tion along novel lines which showed some surprising results. In order to get an idea of rela the size of the farm was consid ered, alsp the average distances from town. One subscriber who was farming 160 acres and living five and one-half miles from town was selected; another who was farming 320 acres, living fou» miles from town; a third who was farming 960 acres, living seven miles from town. Unique Test Made Arrangements, were made to have these three subscribers keep track of all of their calls^for a period of thirty days, entering them in books furnished by the company for that purpose. These books were ruled to permit the recording uf the dale, the call, NOTICE Proposals will be received at the office of the Village Clerk of the Village of Gross Point until noon on the 4th day of April, 1923, for the purchase of any interest which the Village of Gross Point ____ may have in and to the following deâ€"-----wouid have been made to the tele scribed property, to-wit: Lots five (5) and six (6) In Block seven (7) of Seger's Subdivision of the North- east quarter of the Northwest quarter, ex- cept the East two (2) aeres of the North one hundred fifteen (115) feet thereof, in Section thirty-three (33), Township forty- two (42) North, Range 13 East*of the Third Principal Meridian, in Cook Coun- ty, Illinois, together with all the build- ings and improvements thereon. Bids will be opened at a regular meet- ing of the Board of Trustees to be held on the 4th day of April, 1923, at 8 o'clock. The Village HalL. Is located'on said premises and was used by the Village in the conduct of Its business, "hut it Is the telephone number called, and a notation as to whether it was a social or business call. The day was of no particular value, except as a matter of rec- ord. The telephone number was very necessary, as it was from that the company got the distance In order that business calls only might be considerecQt was neces sary that calls be classified into business and social, ^^^y The subscribers were requested to register in the business column only those calls* where a trip phone number called, had they hot had a telephone. All other calls were to be placed in the column headed "social calls." On examining the records at the expiration of thirty days, it was found that subscriber No. 1, farm- ing 160 acres, had a total of thir- ty-nine business calls and twenty- two social calls. Subscriber No. 2 had seventy business calls and fifeen social calls. Subscriber No. 3 had a total of ninety-one business calls and sixty-one social calls. As previously mentioned, the purpose of determining value of the telephone to farmer, no value was placed on social calls. Neither were they considered in this report, although they have a value, no one can deny........__. . â€"......._ In order to determine the sav- ing to the farmer in time and traveling expenses it was neces- sary to arrive at a cost per mile, which should include both of these items and at the same time be made low enough so as to not permit any argument as to its being too high. Finally the com- -pany dechjgd_to^use_the very low tigure oT five~centl_per mile and up to the present time no one has said that the jgure was too high.â€"= Result Was Surprising The final result was a surprise to everyone concerned as it was much greater, than anyone ex- pected. It made the farmer's-Sideâ€"- of the case look like a profiteer several times magnified in com- parison to the company's little monthly rate which was the pur- jL. chase price of traveling expenses saved for thirty days for these three particular subscribers. And these were no different from the company's other rural subscribers under like circumstances. Subocriber No. 1, farming 160 acres, had thirty-nine business calls which produced a mileage one way only of 153 miles, com- " puted at five cents per mile, amounted to $7.55. Subscriber No. 2, farming 320 acres, had ; seventy business calls with a mile- ';: age one way of 216 miles, which ,; comyputedi^ijjffi-centa- toTIOTMT^Subscriber No. 3, farm- ing 960 acres, had ninety-one busi- ness calls with a mileage one way of 444 miles, which computed at five cents amounted to $22.20. ' It will be noted that the actual -dollars and cents saved to the farmer in time and traveling ex- penses on business calls is the only thing considered in arriving .at these figures. Furthermore, that the mileage is only figured one way and not on a round-trip basis, because if a person had no telephone and had to make these trips personally, he would perhaps make several calls in one neigh- borhood on one trip. For that reason the mileage on the tele- phone calls was figured only one way. â- '^.-V'-sirrS ^IIIINIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllHIIM SATURDAY, FEB. 3rd Is The Last Day of Our """ EXTENSIVE SHOEUSALE Come in and look over our stock oF^xTraordinary^values^ _ This Ordinance shall be in force ana effect from and atter Its passage, ap» *B&Kl?- a1^APPROVED BY the President and Boawi-of Trustees of said Village of Gross Point on the 3rd _day Of January, JjgS^ ^ SCHNEIDER, ._ Village Clerk. tM?p; Z^RAFALSKI, ^rop. ^3ay by day his epigrams are getting better and better. -Now don't misunderstand ine. I read eagerly everything that he writes. JOSEPH BLBSER, â€"â- ---------- â- -â- â€" MATH SCHNEEDER, N. J. MILLER. • â-  • - jgned) EDWARD ZEUTSCHEL, - l----------------------------Presidentr 1150 Central Avenue Phone 1779 WILMETTE â- _ EDWARD A. SCHNEIDER',. Village Clerk. 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